Dana: Mom, I cannot believe you are going to enter a beauty contest.
Carol: Well, this isn't my first contest. You ever hear of 'Miss Small Curd Cottage Cheese 1974'?
Dana: No kidding, Mom, you won?
Carol: Well, I didn't win, but I was first runner up.
Frank: Well, what'd the winner have that you didn't?
Carol: Bigger curds.