Step By Step Season 1 Episode 9

Frank: You guys are gonna love it out there: you wake up with the sun, you cook your own food, you may even see a bear!
Carol: Which is the part I'm gonna love?
Dana: Mother, will you please tell Grizzly Adams and his kinfolk that we respectfully decline.
Carol: Well, I've never been a big fan of camping, but I do think it's important that we do things together as a family.
Dana: We do things together! We have vicious, ugly fights!
Frank: Well, now we can have them in the great outdoors.
Dana: Are we being too subtle? We. Don't. Want. To. Go.
Karen: Mom! Don't make us do this!
Mark: Please! We're your real children!

Frank: I'll tell you why I called this family meeting. I have something to tell you that's going to make you all very happy!
Dana: You mean—
Frank: No, we are not getting a divorce!