Karen: I know what guys want. They're all over magazines and TV—women with long legs and tiny waists, big breasts and... full pouty lips.
Carol: You know, you're right. Whoever decided women aren't worth anything unless they're perfect ought to be shot.
(Mark runs to J.T. and Rich for advice)
Mark: Oh, man, guys. Guys, she wants to turn off the lights and see what happens! What should I do?
J.T.: For God's sake! Turn off the lights and see what happens!
(as Mark struts into J.T.'s apartment dressed head to toe in black leather)
Mark: Oh, yeah, that's right. I be cool. I be bad. I be fly.
J.T.: You be Zorro!
Karen: I have a date with Cameron Loren, the hottest guy in school, and he really likes girls in tight jeans.
Dana: Oh, Karen, please.
Karen: I know; I'm shallow, I'm superficial, and I'm an embarrassment to sisterhood. Now, shut up and help me zip!
Though credited, Emily Mae Young does not appear in this episode.