Al: Dad, I don't feel good. I don't think I should go to school today.
Carol: Oh, what's the matter, honey?
Frank: Don't worry, Carol, she does this a lot. What is it this time-a spastic colon? A geography test?
Al: My stomach hurts.
Frank: Oh, well, that's because it's empty. Here, Carol made you a nice... egg thingie. Put it between two pieces of toast, and it's almost as good as an Egg McMuffin!