Steven Seagal: Lawman

Season 1 Episode 8

Medicine Man

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 30, 2009 on A&E



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Steven Seagal: Did you hear the rumours about Steven Seagal? Rumours are that I'm going round kicking the **** out of all the bad guys and bad guys are hiding 'cause they know he hits so hard, you know what I'm saying?
      Johnny: They know you do be Steven Seagal.
      Steven Seagal: Yeah, but also know we ain't playing.

    • Suspect: Steven Seagal! My wife loves you. I don't like you, but my wife loves you!

    • Suspect: Can I shake Mr Seagal's hand?
      Lawrence: Chief, he wants to shake your hand.
      Steven Seagal: Why would I shake your hand after you said I was stuntin'?
      Suspect: I don't like you, but my wife loves you.
      Steven Seagal: Then tell her to shake my hand!

    • Dr Wu: Appetite is good.
      Steven Seagal: Appetite is good for sure.
      Johnny: Appetite's good? Well, for sure, take a look at this stomach. You think I got this from not eating?

    • Johnny: I'm not a fan of needles. It's bad enough in the doctor's hands. But in Steven's hands? Oh, Lord!

    • Larry: (about a captured suspect) I don't care if he was stealing gumballs, he's going to jail!

    • Steven Seagal: (as Johnny gets acupuncture) A week ago this would have been unthinkable. But he's in the other room with the doctor getting acupuncture right now. I'm not hearing any screaming so it's kind of a miracle.

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