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Jack, Victor and Winston stage a protest outside the clansman when a local construction worker plans on replacing the pub with a row of new housing. Bobby also arranges to have a special fancy dress night before the planned closure. However, the construction worker seems to be the son of either Jack, Victor and Winston and they think that if they reveal who the father is then perhaps they could save the clansman.moreless
Jack and Victor are fed up of Isa's constant prying, but the plan they hatch causes shock waves across Craiglang when Isa mistakenly believes that they are a gay couple. As she passes this scoop along, Jack and Victor soon notice that everyone's attitude towards them has changed.
Tam finally does the decent thing. He doesn't buy a pint; he decides to get married. He goes out and buys a new wedding ring for her - but only after a bit of persuasion from his friends.
Jack and Victor succumb to the lure of the Dial-A-Bus, after finding out how cheap it is, but the driver is troubled and the bus doesn't stop where they expected.
Jack and Victor replace Tam for a short time as the hospital DJs. Winston as always, is willing to give a lending hand. Meanwhile, Navid is having his own problems which lead to him also making a visit to the hospital.
Jack and Victor aren't sure what to make of it when their old pal Wullie takes up with a woman half his age. Isa spreads the word as usual and even eventually makes Navid the local storeman think that she is out to kill him.