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  • Season 4
  • Season 3
    • Ep 23
      Still Exchanging
      5/23/05
      9.4
      go
      Bill gets jealous when Brian becomes excited about his upcoming trip to Italy for a summer exchange program. In an effort to create a bonding moment with his son before he departs, Bill plans a last minute camping trip. But when Brian arrives late to leave on the excursion, the two have a falling out.moreless
    • Ep 22
      Still Getting Married
      5/23/05
      9.0
      go
      Bill and Judy are initially happy that Linda and Perry are finally tying the knot, but when Roach, the eccentric minister and best man, shows up and the other wedding details are unveiled, Judy thinks her sister may be making a big mistake.
    • Ep 21
      Still Mother's Day
      5/2/05
      7.7
      go
      Judy tries to stand her ground when Bill's mother tries to horn in on a Michaels family Mother's Day tradition, while Lauren resists taking any part of it.
    • Ep 20
      Still Holding
      4/18/05
      8.0
      go
      When Bill and Judy discover that their pediatrician has the teddy bear that they used to hide their marijuana stash in, they scheme to get it back. Meanwhile, Brian helps Linda sell her car, but she's overly picky about who's worthy to be its new owner.
    • Ep 19
      Still the Boss
      3/21/05
      8.2
      go
      The guys down at the toilet department get a new boss--a young, brash, Harvard graduate--who develops a friendship with Brian. Bill shamelessly benefits from the situation until Judy steps in and leaves no question that she's still the boss. Meanwhile, Tina and her mysterious new friend frustrate Lauren.
    • Ep 18
      Still Admiring
      3/7/05
      8.6
      go
      Brian is excited and filled with confidence when he receives instant messages from Lauren's hot tutor, Sarah, a smart college student. Bill encourages Brian to pursue her and ask her to the upcoming high school dance. However, just as Brian is about to make his move, his family once again manages to suck the joy out of the moment.moreless
    • Ep 17
      Still Helping Out
      2/21/05
      8.1
      go
      Brian helps a woman in need as part of his outreach project and Bill willingly lends a hand when he discovers that 'old' Mrs. Grundy is a hottie. When Judy catches Brian and Bill staring at the beautiful Mrs. Grundy, Judy demands that Bill have a serious talk with Brian about not leering at women. Meanwhile, Linda contemplates Perry's request to spice up their sex life outside of the bedroom.moreless
    • Ep 16
      Still Not the One
      2/14/05
      7.8
      go
      Bill and Judy are so ecstatic to hear that Bill's mother, Louise, is going to marry her boyfriend that Judy agrees to be her maid of honor. However, the nuptials are put in jeopardy when Louise's ex-husband, Al, wants to stop the wedding and win Louise back. Meanwhile, Linda is disheartened when Perry continues to postpone their wedding due to his music career.moreless
    • Ep 15
      Still Single
      2/7/05
      8.4
      go
      Bill and Judy come to Fitz's rescue, joining him in his cousin's bachelor pad and helping him pick up women at a bar by pretending that they're all single. Meanwhile, Linda's overwhelmed taking care of the kids as Bill and Judy's outings become nightly events.
    • Ep 14
      Still Drinking
      1/31/05
      8.2
      go
      After Bill and Judy catch Brian, Lauren and their friends drinking in the basement, they decide to set an example and abstain from drinking for an entire month. Unfortunately, Bill and Judy's infamously wild Super Bowl party takes place during that time. Brian and Lauren are impressed that their parents have gone alcohol-free for a solid three weeks. However, when Super Bowl Sunday dawns, the "holiday" may be too much for Bill and Judy to handle sober.moreless
    • Ep 13
      Still Advising
      1/17/05
      8.2
      go
      Bill convinces Linda to take his advice instead of Judy's when he tells her to let her fiancé pursue his dream of making a music video even though he hasn't written the song yet. Meanwhile, Brian agrees to let Lauren give him a makeover in order to impress a girl.
    • Ep 12
      Still Bonding
      1/3/05
      8.4
      go
      On a father-daughter outing to the mall, Bill and Lauren agree to lie to Judy about spending quality time together and then split up to do their own things. Meanwhile, Judy's decision to try on Linda's wedding dress turns out to be a bad one.
    • Ep 11
      Still Fast
      12/13/04
      8.0
      go
      Bill is irate when he catches Lauren's boyfriend sneaking out of the house after midnight, but is even more disturbed when it's revealed that Lauren is the one who wants things to move faster.
    • Ep 10
      Still Lying
      11/29/04
      8.2
      go
      Asked to record Tina's ballet recital, Bill can't take the camera off her sexy teacher. Each caught by their wives with the tape, Bill and Fitz blame each other, but when their wives reconcile from a past grievance, their web of lies threatens to unravel. Meanwhile, Brian starts spending a lot of time with his aunt, Linda.moreless
    • Ep 9
      Still Shallow
      11/22/04
      8.4
      go
      Brian has a new girlfriend, but he also has a crush on her hot friend. Bill and Judy both have their own thoughts on how Brian should handle his love triangle. Judy wants her son to do the right thing, while Bill, speaking from experience, advises Brian to stay with his plain girlfriend in order to appear sensitive and score the hottie. Meanwhile, Tina retaliates against Linda for scaring her.moreless
    • Ep 8
      Still Cruising
      11/15/04
      7.9
      go
      After Judy expresses a desire to have a better relationship with Bill's mother, Louise dupes her into accepting a cruise invitation. Meanwhile, Brian and Lauren compete to be the entertainment at Tina's birthday party.
    • Ep 7
      Still Going First
      11/8/04
      8.2
      go
      When Bill gets a clean bill of health and Judy is advised that her cholesterol is through the roof, Judy writes a beautiful letter to Bill conveying things he should know when she passes on. She begs him to do the same, but Bill finds that he needs someone else to inspire him. Meanwhile, Linda borrows Tina in an effort to help her fianc, Perry, become more comfortable with children.moreless
    • Ep 6
      Still Cooking
      10/25/04
      8.0
      go
      When Judy discovers that Bill is an excellent cook, she welcomes his help with the meals. But when he gets fussy about the cooking, Judy begins to think that maybe she preferred it when Bill spent all his time on the couch.
    • Ep 5
      Still Auctioning
      10/18/04
      8.2
      go
      When the Halversons belittle Bill and Judy's ability to contribute to the school's silent auction, the Millers retaliate by coming up with the hit item. Impressed with the Millers' generosity, the Halversons offer to help Bill and Judy run the event that they donated. But when the Halversons back out on them, Bill and Judy decide that revenge is in order.moreless
    • Ep 4
      Still Winning
      10/11/04
      7.9
      go
      Bill mocks Brian's interest in a fantasy collectable card game until he learns the collection's value—and that Brian's a top player. Meanwhile, Judy starts doing things with Fitz when Linda's wedding preparations make her unavailable.
    • Ep 3
      Still Looking for Love
      10/4/04
      8.4
      go
      When her cat accidentally kills himself, Linda starts treating her latest loser boyfriend more like a feline than a man. Meanwhile, Bill and Judy can't help but make fun of the strange circumstances of the cat's death.
    • Ep 2
      Still Neighbors
      9/27/04
      8.5
      go
      When a lesbian couple moves in next door, Bill and Judy are shameless in their quest to get approval to build the deck of their dreams. But when they fail to make nice with the couple, they decide to use Lauren to score points and convince her to go out with the neighbors' nerdy son, Chris.moreless
    • Ep 1
      Still Scamming
      9/20/04
      8.1
      go
      When a doctor diagnoses Lauren with depression, Brian sees a golden opportunity for them both to take advantage of the situation.
  • Season 2
    • Ep 23
      Still Seceding
      5/24/04
      8.6
      go
      When Brian is grounded for breaking curfew, he decides to move into the garage so he can live by his own rules. Meanwhile, the family grows weary of Lauren's singing and Linda decides to help Tina earn Bluebell Girl badges in an attempt to relive her youth.
    • Ep 22
      Still Champions
      5/17/04
      8.3
      go
      When Tina is invited to a birthday party for the daughter of former Chicago Bear Willie Gault, she refuses to go, but Judy and Bill attend anyway to meet their childhood hero. But when Bill accidentally walks out with Gault's Super Bowl ring, the Millers get a chance to live the high life when merchants think Bill is a former Super Bowl winner.moreless
    • Ep 21
      Still in Cahoots
      5/10/04
      8.4
      go
      Bill and Judy grow suspicious when Brian and Lauren start secretly making plans and covering up for each other. In order to get to the bottom of things, Bill and Judy start snooping and uncover fake IDs, a box of cash and a receipt from a tattoo parlor.
    • Ep 20
      Still Hangin' Out
      5/3/04
      8.5
      go
      When Lauren and her friends start hanging out in the Halversons' cool "teen scene" basement, Judy becomes jealous and starts a competition by creating a cooler teen hang-out in the Millers' garage.
    • Ep 19
      Still the Man
      4/19/04
      8.5
      go
      When Tina comes running to Judy to do the "manly job" of killing a spider, Bill realizes that he does not wear the pants in the Miller household, but in fact, Judy does since she does all the jobs he should stereotypically do. With that in mind, Bill decides to prove that he is indeed the manlier Miller by repairing Tina's broken dollhouse all by himself. Meanwhile, Lauren gets conflicting advice about dealing with her new boyfriend from Bill, Judy and Linda.moreless
    • Ep 18
      Still Stressing
      3/22/04
      9.0
      go
      In order to pay for a tutor to help him study for the PSAT, a stressed-out Brian takes a job with Bill and runs circles around Bill and his slothful co-workers. Meanwhile, Linda uses Lauren to nab a divorcé with a son.
    • Ep 17
      Still Parading
      3/1/04
      8.9
      go
      Jealous of his friend's relationship with his athletic son, Bill tries to bond with Brian by helping him build a St. Patrick's Day parade float. Meanwhile, Lauren dreads the humiliation she's going to suffer when the uncoordinated Judy performs her Irish river dance at the parade.
    • Ep 16
      Still Groping
      2/23/04
      8.4
      go
      When Louise announces she has a boyfriend, Bill is ecstatic that she has someone new to occupy her time. The Millers arrange to have dinner with him, during which they start to put aside their worries about him – until he squeezes Judy's rear end.
    • Ep 15
      Still Flirting
      2/16/04
      8.5
      go
      Judy discovers that "boys night out" consists of flirting with a waitress at the local restaurant. Bill accuses Judy of being jealous – until he learns of her flirtation with the mailman.
    • Ep 14
      Still Bill's Dad
      2/9/04
      8.4
      go
      While visiting from Florida, Bill's macho father decides he wants to spend some quality time with his son so he makes plans to re-create a past bowhunting trip he took Bill on as a child to toughen the boy up. Brian sharpens his math skills as he prepares to compete in the Math Olympics.moreless
    • Ep 13
      Still Narcing
      2/2/04
      8.7
      go
      To Bill's delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he becomes the basketball team's statistician, but his feelings quickly fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their "errand boy."
    • Ep 12
      Still Responsible
      1/5/04
      8.7
      go
      To give Bill and Judy a much-needed break, Judy's parents come to take the kids for the weekend, but decide to stay when they realize Judy is sick. Having forgotten the joy of being taken care of, Judy conveniently extends her illness a little longer but gets into trouble when her parents find out she is faking.moreless
    • Ep 11
      Still Christmas
      12/15/03
      10
      go
      Judy is excited to host Christmas in the Miller house for the first time, but her plans are scrapped when Bill's mom insists on having Christmas dinner for the entire family in her tiny apartment. Meanwhile, Linda's good deed for Christmas – making over her helpless co-worker – goes better than planned.
    • Ep 10
      Still Believing
      11/24/03
      9.1
      go
      Bill and Judy feel they need more faith in their lives after meeting the very religious parents of Lauren's boyfriend.
    • Ep 9
      Still Dreaming
      11/17/03
      8.4
      go
      Bill gets Lauren to profile Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren helping Linda fulfill her dream of designing and selling fashion for goose lawn ornaments. Meanwhile, Judy becomes jealous of the time that they're spending together and spitefully dismisses their business venture.
    • Ep 8
      Still Interfering
      11/10/03
      9.0
      go
      Eager to relive their glory days, chaperones Bill and Judy are excited about a teen dance with an '80s theme. The same can't be said of Brian, who's dateless after following his mom's relationship advice. Meanwhile, Bill gives a few pointers on the birds and bees to a football player, who then makes a move on Lauren.moreless
    • Ep 7
      Still Our Little Boy
      11/3/03
      9.2
      go
      Brian's overuse of cologne is revealed to be due to skipping showers after gym. When Bill confronts him, he finds out Brian is self-conscious about his manhood, but not exactly in the way Bill thinks.
    • Ep 6
      Still Shoplifting
      10/27/03
      8.2
      go
      Judy's fear that Lauren is hanging out with the wrong crowd is confirmed when Lauren gets caught shoplifting. Although Judy doesn't believe Lauren's claim of innocence, Bill convinces her to give their daughter the benefit of the doubt. When it seems that Lauren has stolen again, Bill and Judy's parenting abilities are pushed to the limit.moreless
    • Ep 5
      Still Got It
      10/20/03
      9.0
      go
      When Lauren feels miserable because she didn't get a part in school dance show, Bill and Judy go down to the school to try working things out. When Bill meets an old classmate, now the drama teacher, Lauren gets a part in the play, and Bill thinks it's because the teacher still has a crush on him.moreless
    • Ep 4
      Still Our Kids
      10/13/03
      8.9
      go
      When Brian and Lauren get jobs and bond with their bosses, it provokes jealousy among Bill and Judy, who feel overlooked when they realize their children are doing all sorts of things with their bosses that they normally wouldn't do--or ever did--with them.
    • Ep 3
      Still the Bad Parents
      10/6/03
      8.7
      go
      When Judy finally has a good idea at a PTA meeting, the attention she receives from the group's president, Elise Larkin, encourages her and Bill to become more responsible parents. After being invited to the Larkin's for a backyard barbecue, they go a step too far by voicing their concerns that the Larkin's son, Dorian, may be having sex only to learn that they may need to be more concerned about the activities of their own son.moreless
    • Ep 2
      Still Driving
      9/29/03
      9.4
      go
      Bill finds out that Brian has been taking driver's ed and excitedly decides to teach him how to drive before his 16th birthday, but Brian would prefer his more laid back mother give the lessons instead.
    • Ep 1
      Still Negotiating
      9/22/03
      8.9
      go
      After Judy and Bill order Lauren to drop basic math and take a more difficult algebra class, her bad attitude about schoolwork multiplies and the conflict between Lauren and her parents increases exponentially. Judy and Bill then try to solve the problem using the art of negotiation.
  • Season 1
    • Ep 22
      Still Partying
      5/12/03
      9.1
      go
      With Brian upset over not getting an invitation to a cheerleader's party, but Lauren getting one, his story of woe prompts Bill to relate a tale from his own youth when he crashed a party and pretended to drink a lot of beer. Later, Bill and Judy cut short their fun at an AC/DC concert to make sure that Lauren hasn't disobeyed them by sneaking off to the bash.moreless
    • Ep 21
      Still Mom
      5/5/03
      9.3
      go
      When Bill's mother visits, Judy's advice on dealing with her constant barage of guilt trips backfires when she runs away.
    • Ep 20
      Still Petting
      4/28/03
      9.1
      go
      When Judy agrees to house her divorcing boss' prized dog, Bill's lazy habits turn it into a slothful shell of the dog it once was.
    • Ep 19
      Still Changing
      4/14/03
      8.8
      go
      Bill and Judy meet an old high school buddy, who since then has turned his life around. Deciding they've each changed one another, Bill grows back his old mustache and smoke cigars, while Judy goes back to hanging out with her drunk friend from high school.
    • Ep 18
      Still Sisters
      3/31/03
      9.2
      go
      After Linda meets a nice man and goes out with him hours after being dumped by another guy, Judy advises her not to go so fast. Linda and Judy have a fight, where Judy is blamed to always be nosing on her sister's life. Judy then decides to let her sister live her own life, and as a result she starts overcontrolling her children's lives with all the extra time she has in her hands. When they can't take it anymore, Bill decides to get the two back together and establish peace in the family.moreless
    • Ep 17
      Still Excelling
      3/10/03
      8.9
      go
      Bill and Judy decide to help Lauren with her science project to show her that they care about what she's doing. They end up making the science project for her, but regret their decision when the teacher moves her to the honors class, only increasing the workload.
    • Ep 16
      Still Hairdressing
      2/17/03
      9.2
      go
      Bill must repair the damage when his tactless comments get Judy blacklisted from her haridresser. However, he runs afoul again when he starts making appointments to see the hairdresser himself.
    • Ep 15
      Still Romancing
      2/10/03
      9.6
      go
      After a failed Valentine's Day, Bill and Judy pick a day to make surprise romantic gestures to one another, but each has their plan go horribly awry. Meanwhile, Brian looks to his parents for advice with a girl he likes.
    • Ep 14
      Still Scoring
      2/3/03
      8.5
      go
      Linda's athletic boyfriend makes Bill want to prove he can still be active, so he joins a roller-hockey league. Meanwhile, Judy tries to keep up with Bill by taking a spinning class.
    • Ep 13
      Still Good Cop
      1/27/03
      9.3
      go
      Tired of always being the parent who lays down rules and metes out punishment, Judy makes Bill take over the 'bad cop' role. When Bill tires of this, he reverts to being a 'good cop,' but with Judy refusing to become 'bad cop' again, the children quickly take advantage.
    • Ep 12
      Still Bullying
      1/6/03
      9.3
      go
      Lauren is forbidden from attending her first school dance as a punishment for bullying, which Judy recalls falling victim to as a teen, but Bill lets it slip that Judy was actually the agressor.
    • Ep 11
      Still Spending
      12/16/02
      9.0
      go
      Bill lends money to a deadbeat co-worker just as Judy needs some quick cash to get a new hot water heater.
    • Ep 10
      Still Scalping
      12/9/02
      9.1
      go
      Judy takes Bill's advice to feign a shared interest with her boss to get a promotion. What she receives, though, are opera tickets that she and Bill quickly regret selling to get Blackhawks tickets. Meanwhile, Linda happily volunteers to chaperone Lauren's sleepover.
    • Ep 9
      Still Thankful
      11/25/02
      9.2
      go
      Judy's steadily bickering parents visit for Thanksgiving, and things only get worse when the couple announce they're extending their already unwelcome stay by a week. Linda tackles cooking the traditional turkey dinner in hopes of winning some praise, while Bill regrets teaching Judy's father his technique for dealing with marital spats.moreless
    • Ep 8
      Still Family
      11/18/02
      9.3
      go
      Irked that Linda seems to be more involved with her boyfriend's family than her family is with each other, Judy resolves to have a weekly family night, but is met with heavy resistance.
    • Ep 7
      Still Cheating
      11/11/02
      9.1
      go
      Bill's forced to lie to continue spending time with Linda's ex-boyfriend, Eric. Meanwhile Judy finds herself lying to avoid doing lame activities with Linda.
    • Ep 6
      Still Cheering
      11/4/02
      9.3
      go
      Brian joins the school football team, but quits because the other kids are picking on him. He decides to do cheerleading instead, but Bill is unsure about Brian's decision. Judy tells Bill that they need to try to support him, whatever he does.
    • Ep 5
      Still Volunteering
      10/28/02
      9.2
      go
      Bill and Judy fall asleep at Tina's recital, shaming them into volunteering at her school, but their good intentions quickly go awry.
    • Ep 4
      Still Rocking
      10/21/02
      9.5
      go
      As her 13th birthday approaches, Bill tries help Lauren get the attention of a boy she likes, but only ends up humiliating her. Judy fixes things by arranging an outing to a Blink-182 concert, where Lauren is subjected to all new, bigger humiliations.
    • Ep 3
      Still in School
      10/14/02
      9.2
      go
      Bill and Judy attend their 20th high school reunion, and soon they begin acting like teenagers again. Bill meets his old hot dog eating competitor and challenges him to see who can eat more pancakes at the reunion breakfast, while Judy is shocked to see that the most popular girl at school has become a successful architect and has a "perfect life." Meanwhile, Linda scores a date with an ex-boyfriend.moreless
    • Ep 2
      Still Reading
      10/7/02
      8.7
      go
      In an effort to stimulate her brain, Judy begins to host a book club, but Bill proves surprisingly adept at reading.
    • Ep 1
      Pilot
      9/30/02
      8.6
      go
      Linda comes over with her new psychologist boyfriend, who teaches them an exercise that will prove honesty is the best policy in a relationship. When Judy and Bill decide to put his philosophy to the test, they realize that maybe some things should be left unsaid. Meanwhile, Bill tries to help Brian with his girl problems by telling him they prefer boys who seem dangerous, which leads Brian to think that smoking might get a certain girl's attention.moreless

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