Tina: Daddy, you said we shouldn't say bad things about people.
Bill: And we don't, unless they're jerks.
Judy: (reading sign on the Halversons' door) "Don't bother knockin', let's get this meeting rockin'."
Bill: That's so queer I'll need a lot of beer.
Ted: If you don't have anything to donate, it's alright.
Bill: Oh, we got something, and it's gonna be big.
Ted: Oh, like the lie you're telling?
Bill: Let's go brainstorm, Judy.
Brian: That'll be a light drizzle.
Judy: (about the Halversons) Why do they always manage to bring out the worst in us?
Bill: Because they are stupid, stupid ... ass-people. Who look like ass. 'Cause their faces are like asses.
Judy: Well said.
CBS repeated this episode on Monday, February 28, 2005 at 8:00 PM.
On Entertainment Tonight, host Mary Hart mentioned her appearance in this episode just minutes before the episode originally aired.