Still Standing Season 1 Episode 19

Sandy: Hey, Wilhelmina. What's the word?
Bill: I'm going to go with skank.

Sandy: (to Judy) You don't look like you had three kids. (sees Bill) Whoa, you look like you're expecting the fourth.

(Bill coughs)
Judy: How are those cigars treating you?
Bill: Like a breath of fresh air.

Bill: (on how Judy changed him) You work like the waves—each year there's less and less Bill on the beach.
Judy: Then how come it takes more and more suntan lotion?

Sandy: Yo, Judes, I'm sick of hanging out with your boring-ass sister.
Linda: It's only been ten seconds, and I can hear you.

Lauren: I'm no good at the clarinet, and I see no reason to humiliate myself at a recital.
Brian: Not when there's plenty of spelling bees and science fairs to do it for you.

Brian: What's a man fort?
Bill: It's a place where a man can fortify his manhood in a fort-like environment.

Judy: Can you turn it down? Brian's trying to study.
Bill: Come on, Judy, you think Journey's wife tells him to turn it down?

Sandy: (to Linda) Hey, stick around, Pimples, it's ladies night out.
Bill: Then why are you going?