Still Standing

Season 4 Episode 17

Still Coaching

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 01, 2006 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Fitz: I'm going across the street to get a beer.
      Bill: You can't bring a beer in here.
      Fitz: I can if it's in my stomach.

    • Kathy: Judy's team is good. I guess all that time she spent watching sports instead of her children is paying off.

    • Linda: I'm so alone. It's like my heart has been ripped from my chest.
      Lauren: So, just another day, huh?

    • Bill: I just bought the NBA sports pack. I'm not going to waste my Saturdays watching a bunch of midgets, running around in circles. I made that mistake once with that Lord of the Rings movie.

    • Ted: (to Bill) Spending a Saturday supporting your kid's activities—what happened, sofa burn down?

    • Kathy: (to Ted) Reach in your pocket and rub your worry stone.
      Bill: Hey, there are children here.
      Ted: It's a relaxation technique.
      Bill: I agree, but there are children here.

    • Judy: I'm not trading my own daughter.
      Bill: But you hardly put her in the games.
      Judy: That's because she sucks!

    • Linda: (to Lauren) You expect me to believe that [my cat] jumped out of my bedroom window and made her way across town in the freezing rain just to get away from me?
      Brian: Well, you did have a boyfriend who did that.

    • Linda: First my cat, now my husband.
      Judy: Your husband peed on your carpet?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Judy threatens to Bill that she may re-enroll Tina in tap class, commenting she's heard this year this class will be "bringin' in da noise, and da funk." This refers to the 1996-99 Savion Glover choreographed musical, Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk.

    • Ted Halverson claims he threatened Tina that unless she played better he'd, "let the evil clown out of the sewer." This is a reference to Stephen King's It.