Still Standing

Season 4 Episode 12

Still Decorating

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Jan 25, 2006 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • We see that Kyle still has at least one illegally obtained slot machine in his basement. We first saw a Double Diamond machine in "Still Irresponsible." We see a modern Wild Cherry machine in this episode.

  • Quotes

    • Judy: (to Linda) The key to a good relationship is communication.
      Bill : Where's my dinner, wife?
      Judy: Shut it!

    • Kyle: I can't go with you to the Bulls game tonight. I'm taking a wine-tasting class with Linda instead.
      Bill: (points at Linda) Ruiner! Ruiner of men!

    • Judy: Sounds like [Perry]'s really gonna fight to get Linda back.
      Lauren: That's $50. Bad news for you, Brian.
      Brian: Oh, really? Did you happen to see the bouquet? Carnations—I don't think so.
      Bill: Our gay son is right. Perry's gonna need some help.
      Judy: You were right about him.
      Brian: I'm not gay!
      Judy: No, I mean Perry. But for the record, who didn't notice they were carnations?
      (Judy, Bill, and Lauren raise their hands)

    • Judy: The only time Bill ever swept me off my feet was when I almost stepped on a peanut butter cup.

    • Bill: [Kyle]'s used to strippers and bimbos. He's not going to lower his standards just to date Linda.

    • Perry: I can't compete with a guy like Kyle. He's rich and he's here and he's been married three times, so he's obviously good at it.

    • Bill: We gotta kill Linda!
      Judy: What for this time?

    • Linda: I got you this magazine rack.
      Kyle: Classy! It'll be perfect for my issues of Rack magazine.

  • Notes

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