Still Standing

Season 4 Episode 15

Still Eighteen

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Feb 22, 2006 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bill: You need to have a little self-control.
      Brian: Self-control? Dad, when we were at the club you ate chicken skin off the floor.
      Bill: Suddenly Mr. Every Day Strip-Club Guy is judging me for eating a little floor skin.

    • Bartender: [Brian]'s in the Fantasy Room, and I wish you'd get him out of there. I don't like what he's doing with those girls.
      Judy: Did you hear that, Bill? He doesn't like what he's doing with those girls, and he's a sleazebag!

    • Lauren: I have to read [your poem] at some stupid contest!
      Linda: The Iambic Pentathlon?!

    • Linda: I can't go to a Clay Aiken concert without a teenage girl. I'll look like a weirdo. Where's Brian?

    • Judy: I thought you loved Stanford's Psychics Department?
      Brian: Physics.

    • Bill: If you go to Stanford, I can visit the O.C. Your mother gave me a free pass on Mischa Barton.
      Judy: I thought you said, "LeVar Burton." Either way, knock yourself out.

    • Bill: Brian, I am so disappointed in you! You spend all afternoon at the strip club and you didn't bring any wings home for me?

    • Judy: How did it go up there?
      Bill: Judy, I'm the boy's father, how do you think it went?
      Judy: Oh, my God, we've lost him forever.

  • Notes

  • Allusions