Still Standing Season 3 Episode 23

Judy: You know I thought this was going to be the summer that you and Brian finally went camping.
Bill: Yeah, we'll have to do that one of these summers.
Judy: Come on, Bill, your dad took you camping.
Bill: Oh, yeah, that was a lot of fun. I'd hide up in a tree while he stumbled around drunk with his crossbow yelling, "get down here you sissy and put the apple back on your head!"
Judy: That explains your fear of fruit.