Linda: You're prepared to talk to [Lauren] about sex?
Bill: (stunned) Huh?
Judy: Sex, Bill. Don't be afraid of the word, you might have to use it up there.
Linda: (gloating) And "penis" and "vagina".
Bill: I won't have to use the p- and v-words. I can just say 'Patrick' and 'Virginia'.
Judy: I don't think you're ready to have this talk with our daughter.
Bill: Why not?
Linda: Because you're a big 'Virginia'.