Still Standing Season 2 Episode 15

Judy: Hey, Fitz, you are looking sharp.
Fitz: I lost some weight.
Linda: You on a diet?
Fitz: Even better—I caught a stomach virus.

Judy: How was work?
Bill: It's not work if you do something you love and I sell toilets, so it's work.

Bill: What was our last mailman's name?
Judy: Uh, George.
Bill: No, it wasn't, it was John.
Judy: You have no idea!
Bill: Neither do you!
Linda: Actually, it was Joyce. Nice gal—lesbian.

Judy: You still sore from your waxing?
Linda: The hoodwork wasn't so bad; it was the undercarriage that sustained most of the damage.
Judy: I'm just glad that we're using up mom's gift certificates.
Linda: Yeah, it was a nice present. Of course, I didn't need the lecture about how if I cleaned up the park I'd get more tourists.