Judy: Bill, why don't you fill up Tina's humidifier? I end up filling it every time.
Bill: I think you just answered your own question.
Linda: Judy, can I ask you a little question about (hushed) s-e-x?
Judy: Will it make me b-a-r-f?
Bill: You seem kind of familiar.
Rose: Well, I'm an artist, maybe you saw me in Art Weekly magazine.
Brian: Heh, that isn't it.
Bill: (to Brian) I hope someday you'll leer at the woman who will become your wife.
Bill: If you've seen me checking out women the whole time, how come you never get mad?
Judy: (scoffs) Like you're going anywhere.
Judy: (to Bill and Lauren about Tina) I can't believe you two were betting on her fever. And you didn't let me in on it.
Though credited, Joel Murray does not appear in this episode.