Still Standing

Season 3 Episode 10

Still Lying

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 29, 2004 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bill: We got a nice little arrangement here: I can lie for you, you can lie for me, and our wives will never find out because they hate each other.

    • Bill: What are you doing when you talk about musicals?
      Brian: Killing you.
      Bill: How?
      Brian: Slowly.

    • Fitz: You know I got a camcorder. I could go with Bill and record it for you.
      Judy: Really, are you sure you don't have anything better to do?
      Fitz: Marion wants me to spend the day scrapbooking with her, so no.

    • Brian: Aunt Linda bought us tickets to another musical tonight and she won't tell me which one.
      Bill: Is it the annoying one where they sing everything?

    • Linda: Brian, it's alright, you've developed a little crush on your aunt. It's prefectly natural.
      Brian: Where, in countries where they don't have enough people?!

    • Marion: I guess this is why you couldn't scrapbook with me on Saturday. You were off filming some little PopTart and now you're showing it off to your pervert friends.

    • Judy: I made a fool out of myself in front of 'Old Fancypants' out there.
      Fitz: (enters kitchen) Hey, listen, we can hear you out there and some of us have to sleep with 'Old Fancypants.'

    • Judy: (about Fitz's wife) Who puts towels in a bathroom and doesn't expect them to get a little dirty?
      Bill: That's why whenever I use the bathroom at Fitz's house, I never wash my hands. I'm kiddin'. I wash them in the fish tank and dry 'em on the dog.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Playing a videogame at Fitz's house, Bill comments it's like he really is "a beautiful, busty woman killin' people," implying they're playing one of the Tomb Raider games.

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