Still Standing Season 1 Episode 21

Louise: I don't like these minivans. There are too many buttons. And this seat is too far back.
Bill: You can move the seat, but there's a button involved.
Louise: Oh, no, thanks, I can just be uncomfortable. God knows it's not as bad as your couch.

Bill: You're working in an adult video store?
Louise: Well, actually we rent videos of all ratings, which can be confusing. For instance, there are two versions of Howard's End. And there are also two versions of The Firm.

(playing Scrabble)
Carl: T-A-R, tar.
Bergner: Tar, 5 points, add it up.
Bill: Wait a minute, that isn't even an R. It's a P that you turned into an R. Alright, gimme the marker.
Judy: Why didn't you just use the P?
Carl: And spell what, tap? Oh.