Still Standing Season 4 Episode 16

Brian: Guys, this is my sister, Lauren. She'll be taking your order in about ten years.

Linda: I am wearing the makeup she says to wear, the colors she says to wear, and the bra she says to wear. Thanks to Oprah, I am my own woman.

Judy: I need to apologize for that, Louise, but sometimes you really know how to push my buttons. You can be controlling and needy and manipulative—
Louise: Nice apology. What's next, a punch in the face?

Judy: I hate you! I hate you!!
Louise: That's the exact opposite of "I love you."
Judy: So's this: rot in hell you crazy old lady, rot in hell!

Judy: There's other ways I express myself without saying "I love you."
Louise: Name one.
Judy: You're still alive, aren't you?

Judy: Why are you drinking two beers at 9:00 in the morning?
Bill: I'm spending the day with my mom, and we don't have three.

Bill: You can say, "I love you," without meaning it. I do it all the time.
(Judy looks hurt)
Bill: Not with you, just the kids!

Brian: Since when do you guys care about meteorology?
Lauren: I love meteors. And the study of their 'ology.'

Bill: This is crazy. I insist the two of you stop being so selfish and come inside... and make me dinner.