Fitz: (out of breath) Alright, I'm here. What's the emergency?
Bill: Did you run all the way here?
Fitz: No, just up the stairs. Did you add any?
Judy: (after answering phone) Brian! (to Bill) It sounds like a girl.
Bill: Probably one of the guys from the chess club.
Fitz: They're at an age when they don't want to talk to you about their relationships. Except for my gay son—he wants to share every detail. Did you know that their 3rd base is different from ours?
Bill: Hey, what are you guys studying?
Brian: Stonewall Jackson.
Bill: Oh, that's great, using the character from The Flintstones to get the kids interested in history. Wait til you get to the part about Ulysses S. Granite.
Brian: [Brenda]'s kind of dull.
Judy: Oh, and you're Billy Idol?
Bill: So we all agree—lying is the answer.
Bill: I'll go talk to the boy. I'm a toilet salesman, I know how to get stuff out of people.
CBS repeated this episode on Monday, May 30, 2005 at 8:00 PM.
After Linda suggests using a Ouija board, Bill wonders if his beer will make him happier. He takes a swig and says, "all signs point to yes," which is one of the answers that can come up on a Magic 8-Ball.