Judy: Why don't you invite [Seth] over for poker night? Maybe that way he'll warm up to you.
Bill: Because when I'm drinking beer and talking about how much I hate him, it might hurt his feelings.
Judy: Remember how you didn't like your old boss and we had him over and everything was great after that?
Bill: That's because I led him to believe he might have a shot with you.
Judy: No, it's because I led him to believe he might have a shot with me.