Strangers with Candy

Season 2 Episode 1

The Virgin Jerri

Aired Wednesday 10:30 PM Jan 17, 2000 on Comedy Central
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The Virgin Jerri
Jerri's back out of prison and back to being a freshman at Flatpoint High. . . again. She's determined to be a proper girl, if only that little devil on her shoulder would stop trying to convince her otherwise. Coach Wolf encourages her female students to remain chaste and convinces Jerri that she can reclaim her virginity. All the girls take to wearing "Never Been Touched" ribbons with a cherry dangling from them.moreless

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  • A new trend hits Flatpoint, one that doesn't sit well with Jerri. The cool girls in school are declaring their virginity while shunning the sluts of the school (i.e. Audrey Stapina) Can Jerri ever make it as a born-again virgin?moreless

    This is definitely one of my favorite episodes. I've watched it so many times that I can pretty much play the entire episode back in my head. Coach Wolf encourages Jerri to reclaim her virginity, something Jerri is not excited about. But she wants so badly to be popular that she decides to give it a try. But she knows "this is gonna be hard...HARD."

    Things are going well at first, but then Drake Rogers enters the picture. Jerri desperately wants to "take him behing the ol' meat curtain" but doesn't want to be labeled a slut. Should she fight her urges tooth and nail, or go out with Drake and suffer a fate similar to that of Audrey Stapina?

    Literally every frame in this episode contains something to laugh at whether it be Jerri's penis earings, the poster on the wall at school reading "Are you a whore?," or Derick's new hair-do. And the dialogue is top notch, making for some really great quotes to share with your co-workers. ;)

    The only downside to this episode is that you won't be seeing Noblet, Jellyneck, or Poorlando (minus a brief cameo from Geoffrey.) There's plenty of that red-headed spitfire Tammy Littlenut though. And everyone loves Nuttage!moreless

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  • TRIVIA (3)

  • QUOTES (10)

    • Jerri: I didn't have sex with Drake, but everyone thinks that I did. If everyone thinks I'm a whore, shouldn't I at least whore it up?

    • Drake: Look, Jerri... Hey, I want you to know, I will say anything in order to get you into this bunk. Ok?
      Jerri: Awww. So sweet.
      Drake: So, I guess we've had enough chatter.
      Jerri: Drake, wait. I can't do this. I want to, but on the other hand, I really want to. I need to be true to myself.
      Drake: Look, this is a load of crap. The only reason you're here is 'cause I'm hard and you're easy. But you're not worth all this bull.
      Jerri: Thanks for understanding.

    • Drake: You got 15 minutes to shove some pie down that hole of yours, then it's camper time.
      Jerri: Drake... Thanks for understanding.

    • Drake: I mean, what gives, Jerri? I thought you liked me.
      Jerri: I do like you Drake.
      Drake: Then why don't you wanna spend some time with me in my cousin's camper?
      Jerri: Why can't I spend some time with you eating pizza?
      Drake: Because... (Drake struggles to think for a minute) DAMN, I wish I was smarter!

    • Jerri: (Horn honks outside) That's him! I'll be home by 11.
      Sara: That's alright, Jerri. You can stay out as long as you want. Or move out even.

    • Jerri: Well, what's the different between being married and in love single and in the back of the car?

    • Drake: A virgin whore!

    • Derrick: Alright guys. Woah! Good practice. I'm gonna see everyone tomorrow, except for Mark. You're out of the band.
      Mark: What do you mean? I'm the only one that knows how to play.
      Derrick: Right, and you're makin' us all look bad.

    • Tammi: Just remember, things are going really well. Don't blow it... Or anything else.

    • Coach Wolf: I'm talkin' about giving the damn thing a rest, Jerri.

  • NOTES (1)

    • Closing Credits Dance Sequence: Listen for the great song that plays as the cast dances in the pizza parlor: "Feelin Good", performed by Alessandra.