Amanda Peet |
Jordan McDeere |
Bradley Whitford |
Danny Tripp |
D.L. Hughley |
Simon Stiles |
Matthew Perry |
Matt Albie |
Nathan Corddry |
Tom Jeter |
Sarah Paulson |
Harriet Hayes |
Columbus Short |
Darius Hawthorne |
Guest Star |
Raymond Ma |
Zhang Tao |
Guest Star |
Casey Sander |
Bevo |
Guest Star |
Ayda Field |
Jeannie Whatley |
Recurring Role |
Julia Ling |
Kim Tao |
Recurring Role |
Lucy Davis |
Lucy Kenwright |
Recurring Role |
We first find out in this episode that Jack and his wife have separated. This is a new development since she was at the Wrap Party with him, in the episode of the same title.
Simon not only knows the drink that Jack refers to (to give to Kim), he even has some in his room. Except that Lucy points out that it is a hangover cure, and will only make someone who is drunk even more drunk.
Jordan: You've never been turned down by a woman before?
Danny: Not this many times in one night by the same person, no.
Cal: Fine! I'm gonna bring in a crew, we're gonna rip up the floor, and when I find these animals...I'm gonna cook 'em, and I'm gonna eat 'em
Jack: I wouldn't be too hard on her.
Tao: No, her mother will take care of that.
Jack: (pause) You speak English?
Tao: I speak a few words.
Jack: How many words?
Tao: All of them.
Jack: Why do you pretend you can't speak English?
Tao: It's fun.
Jack: (in disbelief) It's fun?! Yeah, I mean... I guess it would be.
Tao: Considering how much you needed me can you think of a way you could've screwed this up worse.
Jack: No sir. But I'll tell you what, your daughter's not going to quit the viola - you didn't raise an idiot - but you might consider getting up off her ass for a short time, you commie prick. Did you understand all those words?
Tao: I did.
Jack: I know you and the missus think she's going to thank you one day but I think it's going to be in your sleep. Tell her she can take the semester off. She'll go back to school.
Tao: (after a pause) Alright.
Jack: Alright. What?
Tao: You'll hire the best outside counsel?
Jack: What are you talking about?
Tao: You'll hire the best outside counsel and the best PR firm?
Jack: Uh... of course.
Tao: Then I'm on board. Did you understand all those words?
Wendy: What's "Dolphin Girl"?
Matt: Harriet has a voice that's funny. I don't know how she does it, really - she makes it come out of her socks.
Jordan: Don't ever make fun of my magic tricks.
Simon: What hotel's she staying at?
Tom: She met me here! I don't know what hotel she's staying at!
Simon: Won't Jack know?
Tom: Jack will know! I'm going to go find Jack... who will kill me with his thumbs.
(Kim, mid-conversation, passes out drunk)
Simon: It was probably the tequila.
Tom: Thanks, Hawkeye.
Cal: Yes... A snake got loose.
Danny: How many hours ago?
Cal: Tuesday.
Danny: I wasn't gonna lose interest in four months.
Jordan: How do you know?
Danny: Because I do. I don't feel sorry for you, I'm not on a sobriety high, I just want to be with you. What am I writing with?
Jordan: My eyeliner, Chanel Sable.
Danny: Been locked up on a roof for four hours with a deadly viper at large and it's the best night of my life because I was with you. I wasn't gonna lose interest in four months.
Matt: I'll tell you what I think is happening. I think you can't walk away so you're burning down the house.
Harriet: Yes.
Matt: All the times I said 'I Love You', all of those times, you think I was lying?
Harriet: Yeah.
Matt: Well that's disappointing.
After telling Simon to walk around with the passed-out Kim and pretend to be talking.
Tom: I'll go find Jack.
Simon: Great, I'll do select scenes from Weekend At Bernies.
Wendy: (about Danny) He's paid to worry.
Jack: How you doing Kim?
Kim: I want Tom to take his pants off.
Jack: Life's full of disappointments, that would probably be one of them.
Jack: (about Kim) She's twenty years old Tom.
Tom: She's Courtney Love, Jack.
Nona Pruitt: This is a problem, Mr. Shanley.
Cal: I know that, Ms. Pruitt. I have the 'axis of evil' animal kingdom in there.
Danny: You can reject me or you can be jealous of me, you can't do both.
Matt: I never cared that you were a wackjob.
Harriet: I can't believe I haven't shown more gratitude for that.
Music in this episode:
"2000 Miles" by The Pretenders
Simon: Great, I'll do select scenes from Weekend at Bernie's.
That was a 1989 film starring Andrew McCarthey as one of two employees trying to pass their murdered boss off as alive by walking with him, propping him up, etc. throughout the party weekend.
Tom: Thanks, Hawkeye.
Hawkeye is a character from M*A*S*H a popular 70s tv show. Hawkeye, played by Alan Alda, was a surgeon at MASH 4077th, Korea.
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S 1 : Ep 22
Aired 6/28/07 (44:18)
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Aired 6/7/07 (41:40)
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