Danny Tripp: Things happen around here. People blowing smoke out of their office windows at night?!
Jordan McDeere: Tell me no one is getting high in this building, Danny.
Danny: You're shocked that drugs are a part of late night comedy? The Coneheads, Toonces the driving cat? You think Belushi and Farley died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Jordan: (sternly) Tell me it's not happening here.
Danny: (quickly) It's not happening here...