Suburgatory

Sheila embarks on a chastity campaign in Catswin. Figuring Lisa will be crowned queen, Sheila gets Mr. Wolfe to hold a Chastity Ball. George buys a house for Dallas while Tessa sets up residence in her bathroom stall at school.

Ryan wants Tessa's help picking out a college but, in the end, Dalia has the advantage when she finds out Tessa rigged the decision making process. George asks Dallas to move in with him and newly licensed realtor, Sheila, swoops in for the sale.

Noah, Fred and George vie for Mr. December in the "Dads of Chatswin" calendar. Lisa figures out why Dalia is cozying upto Tessa.

George moves divorcé Noah and Opus out of their high end hotel and into his home. Dallas finds out that Dalia is a hoarder. Fred asks Tessa to teach him how to be hip.

George's forgetfulness has Dallas feeling low so she and Jill splurge on carbs. Tessa thinks she's lost her drive and Noah discovers something scandalous about his psychiatrist.

After breaking up with Chef Alan, Mr. Wolfe gets a new look with help from Dalia. Noah decides Carmen is the love of his life while Tessa starts an internship with Jill.

Marty's death has an emotional impact on George. After learning Ryan hasn't been honest with her, Tess takes a look at their relationship and her plan for college.

George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team. Tessa starts giving advice to everyone after she becomes a relationship expert but, when she helps Mr. Wolfe, she gains some sad insight into his relationship with Chef Alan.

Things go awry for George' plans on Valentine's Day after Dallas has a bad reaction to her cosmetic procedure. Tessa doesn't get the reaction she expected when she takes Ryan to an art house movie. A visit from Sheila's mother drives Sheila to get Malik back with Lisa.

Dallas and Dalia's lives are turned upside down when it's discovered that part of Dallas' property is located in East Chatswin. Tessa struggles with producing the Chatswin High TV show, "Teen Talk, when Ryan is selected as the host of the show.

Yoni's back to help Yakult get rid of her negative energy, but George suspects Yoni's real motive is to get Dallas back. Tessa and Ryan end up on a double date with Lisa and Scott Strauss.

To create some space away from their significant others, George persuades Noah and Fred to start a dad band. Tessa find out what it means to be a football player's girlfriend and launches a revolt.

George juggles taking care of Tessa after she has her wisdom teeth removed and hiding Fred in his basement. While Sheila thinks George is hiding rats, Dallas lacks confidence about her relationship with George.

As a gift, George sends Tessa to New York with her mom for a Christmas outing, but Tessa discovers that she misses George and Chatswin. Things at the Shay house are in chaos after Ryan finds out he's adopted. Carly puts Carmen on her Christmas gift list.

Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn turn to Tessa and Lisa when Dalia makes her dad's fiance her best friend. Dalia goes to Evan for support when her dad elopes. George and Dallas get intimate but it's not what George imagined.

When Lisa helps Ryan pursue Tessa, her generosity has him thinking he must be dying of "Ryan's disease". Things don't go as planned on George and Dallas' first date. When Noah and Carmen go to the opera, Tessa helps out by babysitting.

The East Chatswin witch, namely Paula, takes an interest in Tessa when she convinces Dalia, Kimantha, Kaitlyn and Kenzie to wear feminist inspired Halloween costumes. George turns down Dallas' invite to be "Ken" to her "Barbie".

After spending the summer in New York City with her grandmother, Tessa takes up the guitar in an effort to connect to her mom's musical side. It's all out war when Noah decides to get Carmen back from Dallas.