Suburgatory

Sheila embarks on a chastity campaign in Catswin. Figuring Lisa will be crowned queen, Sheila gets Mr. Wolfe to hold a Chastity Ball. George buys a house for Dallas while Tessa sets up residence in her bathroom stall at school.

George has to tell Tessa he sold the house and they're moving in with Dallas. Tessa and Dalia grow further apart when Dalia does her best to make Tessa miserable. Tessa is out for break-up revenge. Noah fixates on Carmen even though she's dating his therapist.

Ryan wants Tessa's help picking out a college but, in the end, Dalia has the advantage when she finds out Tessa rigged the decision making process. George asks Dallas to move in with him and newly licensed realtor, Sheila, swoops in for the sale.

George moves divorcé Noah and Opus out of their high end hotel and into his home. Dallas finds out that Dalia is a hoarder. Fred asks Tessa to teach him how to be hip.

George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team. Tessa starts giving advice to everyone after she becomes a relationship expert but, when she helps Mr. Wolfe, she gains some sad insight into his relationship with Chef Alan.

Things go awry for George' plans on Valentine's Day after Dallas has a bad reaction to her cosmetic procedure. Tessa doesn't get the reaction she expected when she takes Ryan to an art house movie. A visit from Sheila's mother drives Sheila to get Malik back with Lisa.

Dallas and Dalia's lives are turned upside down when it's discovered that part of Dallas' property is located in East Chatswin. Tessa struggles with producing the Chatswin High TV show, "Teen Talk, when Ryan is selected as the host of the show.

Yoni's back to help Yakult get rid of her negative energy, but George suspects Yoni's real motive is to get Dallas back. Tessa and Ryan end up on a double date with Lisa and Scott Strauss.

To create some space away from their significant others, George persuades Noah and Fred to start a dad band. Tessa find out what it means to be a football player's girlfriend and launches a revolt.

George juggles taking care of Tessa after she has her wisdom teeth removed and hiding Fred in his basement. While Sheila thinks George is hiding rats, Dallas lacks confidence about her relationship with George.

Tessa and Dalia are at odds over their PSAT results after Dalia receives a new car and Tessa gets ice cream as a reward. The split between the girls spills over to George and Dallas. It's decided that an old fashioned hip hop dance off is the solution. Mr. Wolfe is hired to teach Noah and Jill's baby.

As a gift, George sends Tessa to New York with her mom for a Christmas outing, but Tessa discovers that she misses George and Chatswin. Things at the Shay house are in chaos after Ryan finds out he's adopted. Carly puts Carmen on her Christmas gift list.

George gets a Chatswin makeover from Dallas which leaves him feeling right at home in the suburbs. But George's visiting New York friends aren't so enamored with the new look or the new girlfriend. Lisa and Tessa spend some time bonding which involves smoked fish and ends up with Tessa in the hospital.

As Tessa heads to the city to spend Thanksgiving with her grandmother and mom, Dallas helps keep George occupied by firing Chef Alan and putting George in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. Alas George isn't cut out to be a cook so he hires Chef Alan on the sly to keep the meal edible.

Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn turn to Tessa and Lisa when Dalia makes her dad's fiance her best friend. Dalia goes to Evan for support when her dad elopes. George and Dallas get intimate but it's not what George imagined.

When Lisa helps Ryan pursue Tessa, her generosity has him thinking he must be dying of "Ryan's disease". Things don't go as planned on George and Dallas' first date. When Noah and Carmen go to the opera, Tessa helps out by babysitting.

The East Chatswin witch, namely Paula, takes an interest in Tessa when she convinces Dalia, Kimantha, Kaitlyn and Kenzie to wear feminist inspired Halloween costumes. George turns down Dallas' invite to be "Ken" to her "Barbie".

After spending the summer in New York City with her grandmother, Tessa takes up the guitar in an effort to connect to her mom's musical side. It's all out war when Noah decides to get Carmen back from Dallas.

Everyone in Chatswin does up Mother's Day which leaves Tessa feeling left out. Dalia ditches Dallas to go to Israel. When Eden and George go to the Lerners' baby shower, Eden isn't pleased with the party theme. Sheila's pleasantly surprised by Fred's gift while Lisa makes an amazing find.

Eden has come to live with George and Tessa which requires some adjustments. Noah's relationship with Eden is hampered by Sheila. Malik and Lisa try to figure out which camp they should attend.

George decides to introduce Eden to Tessa but she's engrossed with her job at Crystal Cup of Crystals. Eden is inundated by Sheila's interfering and Noah's domineering behavior regarding her relationship with George.

Tessa decides she needs her own car when George is late picking her up from school. To help celebrate the opening of her new store, Dallas invites some of her sorority sisters to her house but a rival sorority sister crashes the party.

Newly single Dallas is Jill's inspiration and support which doesn't bode well for Noah. George isn't happy when Dallas starts spending most of her time with younger boyfriend, Yoni. To get back at Tessa for dating Scott, Dalia makes friends with Lisa, which in turn compels Tessa to befriend Kimantha to make Dalia jealous.