Myles: The Lelands have passed things down for centuries.
Jack: Only in your case it was along the lines of estates, homes in the country, that kind of thing.
Myles: True, but jewelry box is nice too.
Lucy: Too bad a little unpretentiousness didn't make its way to your generation.
Myles: I think we actually had that choice, but opted for the mansions.
Bobby: Jack-the-phony-Hudson, meet Jack-the-real-Hudson.
Myles: Admittedly the resemblance is uncanny.
Bobby: Don't you just love it when good things happen to bad people!
Myles: Fortunately for neer-do-wells a high Intelligence Quotient is not an occupational requirement.
Myles: If it is the same guy at least his prison time was well spent; he had 4 years to figure out to cover his face next time.
Megan: Wait, am I being punk'd?
Megan is referring to MTV's series Punk'd, created and hosted by Ashton Kutcher, in which practical jokes are played on celebrities and are being filmed with hidden cameras.