Coroner: Matthew Havlena. Found in a ditch off the interstate.
Sam: Cause of death?
Coroner: Missing five pints of blood kinda helped. Puncture wounds, femoral artery, and carotid.
Sam: So, what, some kind of animal attack?
Coroner: Or vampire. (Sam stares) Huh. That usually gets at least a chuckle.
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