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Well, it's been a while. so let's wrap up the first contest. Here's the new photo



As always:

1) Keep it PG-13

2) The winner gets points. The losers get less points. The points don't matter.

3) Remember, jokes don't have to be funny. Sometimes they tell us about ourselves.

As for the winners, they were all good, of course. :)

Winner from Contest #1:

Do I have a shoe stuck in the back of my head? I FEEL like I have a shoe stuck in the back of my head.

Ummm, no. You're good. - libra113

Runnerups:

Just stick the other one next to it and say "There´s no place like home" - StefaniaCryn

These heels are killing me. I should have worn my crocs. - larrydavid

No, I said TOTO, not Toe Toe!!!! - BillTheCat005

You're doing it wrong... it's "foot in MOUTH" - kanniballl

And top vote getters, with 4 votes each:

The Wicked Witch was a shoe-in for best villain of season 9. - Gislef

"By the holy power of 9 West - You are HEELED!" - Whiskey3030
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Heads up!!

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Anything to get ahead.

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Definitely not someone I'd share a sweater with.

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"C" is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.
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Try to relax.. this might sting a bit.
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I didn't exhale..
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Who are you calling an all day sucker?
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You think this is something you should see me lick a stamp.
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Give me a minute, it's on the tip of my tonge.
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Crossroad deals are more fun now with my french cylindrical tounge ;)
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since i ran out of little glass bowls to suck up your skin and muscle to ease your back pain i'm just going use my built in bronzed hammer.
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1. Sword swallowers are a joke, look at what I can do with a baseball bat
2. Don't ask her about band camp

The sucker kind of looks like a baseball bat or a musical instrument imo in that photo
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Well gag me with a... What is this thing anyway?
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Lisa took the new internet craze of taking a drink without using your hands a bit too far...

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This isn't how Operation is played...
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Brazzers
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don't let bad breath kill the moment, clean it up with all bit fabulous, for a good clean feeling orbit"
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And for the record.... PG-13 was hard for this pic.
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That's a neat trick!
Wanna see me catch a quarter off my elbow?
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I'm one of a few people who can say their job sucks and mean it literally!
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"this job sucks"
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Although less popular than the old "Never run with scissors" adage, Maritza forgot the less popular but equally important "Never run while blowing a happy New-Years horn".
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Look Ma, I'm on TV.
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"Don't knock it 'till you've tried it"
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Somewhere in the distance, we can hear Darth Helmet, President Skroob, and Colonel Sanderz chanting "Suck... suck... suck..."



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New Weight Watchers slogan:"Have your cake and eat it too,we'll just suck it out of you later"!

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''what do you mean am i sure this is how it's done ,this is how they do liposuction!''
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(singing) Take this job and suck it, ain't workin' here no more...
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ba da ba ba baaaaa, I'm lovin' it!


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Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too
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"We're pleased to announce Obamacare also now covers certain ... unconventional treatment procedures!"
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just stay still ...cause this is gonna suuuuck
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COUPLING THERAPIST AT WORK

(By the way, please show the picture of the previous contest with the winning phrase.)
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Just another day at the office
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Ok, watch closely, im going to make the 3 lamps light up using just my demonic iphone charge cable..
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She must give one hell of a french kiss!!

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She's every guys dream girl,she can get rid of that beer gut!

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I'd totally ask her out for that same reason! And possibly most girls would too.
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She does a great impersonation of the Alien creature from the movies!
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I can eat unspeakable things with a scary face and take a cool selfie to go with it!
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$45/per hour and all the fat I can eat!Winning!!!

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Now that's what I call dedication to your job!
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She's really excited!Her next client?OPRAH!!
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Mmmmmm!This is better than McDonalds!
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From the people who brought you the Drinking Bird comes a new product: the Drinking Pishtaco.




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So Mr. Sgriccia, you want me to stick a what, where?

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Anabelle Acosta going for that Emmy, ladies and gentlemen...
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The next Fox special: When musicians swallow their clarinets.
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