Lisa: You're an idiot. I mean, I know it wasn't greeting-card perfect, but we were in it together.
Dean: I was a wreck half the time.
Lisa: Yeah, well, the guy that basically just saved the world shows up at your door, you expect him to have a couple of issues.
Dean: Do you have any clue what walking away meant for me?
Bobby: Yeah, a woman and a kid... and not getting your guts ripped out at age 30. That's what it meant.
Dean: That woman and that kid, I went to them because you asked me to.
Dean: Good for who? I showed up on their doorstep half out of my head with grief. God knows why they even let me in. I drank too much, I had nightmares. I looked everywhere. I collected hundreds of books trying to find anything to bust you out.
Sam: You promised you'd leave it alone.
Dean: Of course, I didn't leave it alone! Sue me!
Dean: There's not much to tell. Lived on the road. Took crap jobs that nobody else wanted.
Dean: Like... pest control.
Sid: Really? Pest control.
Dean: Yeah. Get to work with a partner. You get to help people. You have no idea what's in some people's walls. Could eat them alive.
Sid: Dean! Is that a gun?
Dean: No! No, yeah. well, I got a permit for it.
Sid: What, to shoot the Glickmans' dog?
Dean: I thought that was a possum. Remember when I said I was in pest control. Well, possums carry rabies, so...
Sid: Wow. I did not know that.
Dean: Oh yeah, yeah, possums... possums kill, Sid.
Lisa: So I just ran into Sid. Did you almost shoot a Yorkie?
Azazel: Hiya, Dean. Look what the Apocalypse shook loose.
Gwen: My god, you got delicate features for a hunter.
Dean: Excuse me?
Dean: Then how are you breathing air?
Sam: Samuel had a cure.
Dean: You had a cure for Djinn poison?
Samuel: Oh, I know a few things. Stick around, I'll show you tricks your daddy never even dreamed of.
Bobby: Maybe you want to go upstairs. The TV's broken but there's plenty of Reader's Digests. Just don't touch the decor, okay? Assume it's all loaded.
Christian: Relax, Dean, we got it handled. Djinn are hard to draw out. Now, you've been out of the game for a while. Leave it to the professionals.
Dean: Yeah. Sure. Tiny suggestion. You see, Djinn are easier to draw out when you got bait. They want Sam and me. They know where I live. Now, I haven't been hunting in a while, but I'm going to stick my neck out and guess that's a pretty good place for us to go. See, it's almost like I'm a professional.
Samuel: Nice house.
Dean: Oh yeah, go ahead, say it, call me a soccer mom, whatever.
Samuel: "Soccer mom," huh. I'll have to look that up on the "Intranet."
Samuel: You don't know what you're part of, Dean. You know, you had ancestors hacking the heads off vamps on the Mayflower.
Norway: January 7, 2011 on FEM
Sweden: March 11, 2011 on Kanal 5
UK: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 on Sky LIVING
Spain: September 5, 2011 on AXN
Finland: November 20, 2012 on Sub
Music: Beautiful Loser (Bob Seger)
Dean: I just uh, I, uh, I got this, I don't know, Spidey sense.
Referencing the comic book character Spider-Man's enhanced senses, which grant him a form of precognition capable of letting him sense and then respond to most things that would pose a danger to him.
Azazel: I mean, come on, Dean, you've never been what I'd call Brady.
Referencing the primarily 1970s comedy The Brady Bunch, which was presented as a "typical" family, despite the fact they consisted of a husband and wife both previously married. Each of them brought three children into the new family, and the show chronicled their upbringing and family crises.
Referencing the tenth studio album of The Rolling Stones, released in 1972, and ranked #7 in Rolling Stone magazine's 500 greatest albums of all time.
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