I cannot believe my eyes! Castiel is Lucifer?! I will not stand by and allow this character assassination of Satan to continue! Castiel is worse than Lucifer. First of all he's just a crappy copycat. Lucifer rebelled first, so there!
Second, Lucifer has some principles and there are things he just won't do. I'm sure he could have vacuumed up all the souls of hell and became Godifer, but he didn't. Do you think Lucifer would let Crowley's cootied up soul go all up in his bidness? Don't think so. But not Castiel, he'll let anything in his butt.
Third, Lucifer doesn't destroy souls like Castiel does, he corrupts them. But their corruption is ultimately their choice, they are not forced.
Fourth, Lucifer doesn't stab people in the back. Castiel is a Stabby McBackerson.
Fifth, Lucifer felt bad when he killed Gabriel even though Gabby rejected him and was gonna gank him from behind. Castiel didn't look at all upset or remorseful when he killed Rachel and Balty who had been on his side.
Sixth, Lucifer was thoughtful enough to dress Sammy in a nice white suit. Meanwhile poor Jimmy is stuck wearing that stank trench coat for all eternity.
Seventh, Even though he could of, Lucifer didn't grab Meg's face and slobber all over it like Cass did. In conclusion, Castiel is a smelly, pervy sociopath who wishes he were Lucifer. And to that Lucifer says "Beeyah please."
Haha! I like this, my opinions:
First: Castiel didn't rebel, because Raphael was not in charge of Heaven. Completely different.
Second, Lucifer had no such principles. He was a stuck up little princess who deemed everything but angels dirt and putrid. Not even his own creation was good. So, he didn't become Godifer--bravo by the way, love your imagination--out of principles, but because he was a stuck up "beeyah".
Third: Umm, if you mean Castiel killing demons and monsters, may I remind the dozens of demons Lucifer sacrificed to Death? O.o That wasn't corruption, that was an order--the same as "pulling the trigger". Whether or not, the demons did it out of "worship" has nothing to do with it. When Luci told them to say, "I give my soul" instead of "Give your souls, if you want" then it was no longer corruption, but murder-suicide.
Fourth: Luci committed no backstabbing? .... .... .... ... ..... .. . He basically said he would kill all demons when he was done with the humans! If killing every single one of your creations isn't backstabbing, I don't know what is, dude!! xD
Fifth: Well, ehh. Remember, here, Lucifer wasn't against the angels, he was FOR them. Yeah, some angels were against the idea of Lucifer, but they didn't actually go mano a mano with him, most significantly cause they didn't stand a freaking chance. xD With Castiel, the only THING after him were angels. He had to harden himself. To the point, he closed himself off from everyone but Dean. Cause let's get this right, Castiel doesn't consider Sam his "family" or "brother". He does Dean. He cares for Sam, because Dean cares for Sam. We have seen this again and again.
Sixth: Blame this on Kripke! xD But yeah, hey, AT LEAST, he fixes the clothes every time they get bloody, torned, etc. No change of clothes, but Chuckdamn it, he does give the BEST dry cleaning in town!!
Seventh: Again, this is nothing with principles, to Lucifer Meg was a simple insect under his shoe. You don't kiss insects. Or at least, I hope not. O.o Castiel on the other hand is still confused, has not had sex in millions of years and had gotten a woody from a porno like half an hour before. Give the guy a break, man! I mean, we are talking about a dude who brought up painful daddy issues with the first woman he was ever gonna lay with. xD Not the most suave of men, I should say.
I liked this. xD Kudos, dude!