Crowley: You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
Gavin: (seeing a modern city) Holy Mother of God, we're amongst the stars! Are we in Heaven? You must be angels!
Crowley and Abaddon: Wow.
Gavin: You sold your soul?!? Sold it? For an extra three inches of willy?
Crowley: Priorities change. I wasn't the bon vivant that I am now.
Castiel: I was sure everyone here was loyal. Finally united by a common cause.
Dean: Well, that's the problem. See, you don't think anybody's lying. I think everybody's lying. It's a gift.
Gavin: Why do I hate you?!?
Crowley: I mean, I beat you, starved you, came home drunk, beat you some more, woke up hungover, and, yeah, I beat you. In all fairness, i didn't really have any role models. My mother was a witch.
Crowley: Hello, Dean. Love the crazy bloodlust in your eyes.
Gavin: I don't know the first thing about the 21st century!
Crowley: You'll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers.
Music: Piano Sonata No. 11 (Mozart)
Canada: May 6, 2014 on CHCH
Australia: May 12, 2014 on Eleven
Norway: May 23, 2014 on FEM
New Zealand: July 16, 2014 on 2
UK: May 26, 2015 on E4
Finland: February 6, 2016 on Sub