Sam: I should come with you.
Dean: No. Dude, you reek. You're like a walking hamburger. I got to do this solo.
Dean: These aren't vampires, man, these are... these are douche bags.
Vamp Poseur: What the hell are you doing?
Dean: Open your mouth! Take those out. Take 'em out! Ohhh, for the love of... what are you, 12? Are you wearing glitter?
Vamp Poseur: I only do it to get laid, man.
Dean: Does it work? (Vamp Poseur shrugs) I'll be damned.
Dean: Lisa, I can't bring this crap home to you.
Lisa: You're talking about your work?
Dean: I'm talking about my life. It's ugly, and it's violent, and I"m going to die, soon.
Robert: You must be starving.
Robert: (offers a blood bag) Here you go.
Dean: I'm okay. I killed so many people on the way over here, so...
Robert: Yeah, uh, about that, company line is we just don't kill people anymore. But you got to tell me what that's like.
Dean: Yeah. Yeah, first chance I get I'll show you myself.
Boris: And these are the best days in the last six hundred years to be a vampire. Dracula, Anne Rice, please. These stupid little brats are so horny, they've reinvented us as Prince Charming with a Volvo. They want a promise ring with fangs, so I give it to them.
Music: Bela Lugosi's Dead (Bauhaus)
Norway: February 4, 2011 on FEM
Sweden: April 1, 2011 on Kanal 5
Australia: May 16, 2011 on ELEVEN
UK: July 6, 2011 on Sky LIVING
Spain: October 3, 2011 on AXN
Finland: December 18, 2012 on Sub
References the vampire-themed Twilight series. It is a set of four novels by Stephanie Meyer, the first being Twilight, which was released in 2005. The first book was made into a film in 2008 with the rest of the series following: The Twilight Saga: New Moon, 2009, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, 2010, with the final installment yet to be released as of the time this episode aired. The saga follows the life of Bella Swan when she moves to Forks, Washington to live with her dad and falls in love with Edward Cullen who she discovers is a vampire. Characters Kristen and Robert are named after Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the actors who portray the main characters in the movies.
Referencing the 2007 action-adventure movie Live Free or Die Hard, starring Bruce Willis as New York City police officer John McClane. The movie is the fourth in the Die Hard franchise, and made 12 years after the third film, Die Hard with a Vengeance.
Dean: News flash, Mr. Wizard--vampires pee.
Referencing Don Herbert, who rose to fame as Mr. Wizard, the creator and host of four science-based educational TV series. He first appeared on the air in 1951 and after the initial show was canceled after 547 episodes, went on to produce three similarly-themed television programs.