Survivor Season 18 Episode 8

Joe: (after being told he has to be medically evacuated) The doctor said if it got bad, which it would have if I would have stayed, that I'd, you know, could potentially lose my leg or lose my life. This game is cool but it's not that cool. Uhhh, I don't wanna die. I'd rather walk home.

Tyson: I never liked Sierra ever. I have no clue why she is out here other than to just give hope to stupid people around the world.

Tyson: (after winning individual immunity) Yeah, so, I kiss ass like I always do and, uh, if any of you ladies want my phone number, I guess, uh, ask.

(during Immunity challenge)
Erinn: Tyson, you be careful you don't fall off.
Tyson: Don't boss me around, lady.
Erinn: I just don't want you breaking your pretty little face.
Tyson: That's true. It is my money maker.
Erinn: I know.

Tyson: (referring to Brendan) He's like putty in my hands. I can mold this game however I want right now.

Tyson: I'd like to get rid of Brendan. He's the biggest threat. He just seems like a sneaky bastard, ya know. I can't look him in the eye and believe a word he says. He can look me in my sweet blue eyes all day and 'I'll tell you sweet nothings and you'll believe all of them'.