Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 6 Episode 14

99 & 44/100% Pure Horror

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Aired Unknown Jan 18, 1995 on HBO

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    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a decathlete competing in the annual All Crypt die-cathlon.]
      The Crypt Keeper: [throwing a skull, shotput-style] Greetings hack and field fans. I hope your in a mood for a little fiendly competition. It's that time of fear again. The annual all Crypt die-cathlon. I've been working out like crazy to get ready. [picks up a skull] This year, I'm really going for the cold, kind of like the woman in tonight's tale. It's a putrid portrait of an up-and-coming young artist that's sure to leave a nasty taste on your palette. I call it [Throws the skull onto the Crypt story book like a shotput], "99 & 44/100% Pure Horror".

      [Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a decathlete competing in the annual All Crypt die-cathlon.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Looks like Willa's changing her school of painting from Art Gooveau to Ghost-Impressionism. That'll get her into Ooze Who. [Laughs] Okay kiddies, it's time for my big event. Wish me luck. [takes a javelin in the chest] Caught it! Ah, the kill of victory! [laughs]

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