Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 5 Episode 2

As Ye Sow

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Aired Unknown Oct 02, 1993 on HBO

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    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper as a radio talk show host.]
      Man: You've got to help me, Dr. Biscus! It's our son's eating habits!
      The Crypt Keeper: You said you're cannibals, right?
      Man: Yes, that's why his vegetarianism thing scares me!
      The Crypt Keeper: No need to worry. For one thing, vegetarians are probably much better for him. I like to stalk one myself from time to time. [laughs] My advise is to let him fiend for himself; the little nipper will then learn to maggot on his own, if you're too busy protecting him. Our next caller, Leo, thinks his wife is cheating on him. Let's hope for her sake that he doesn't catch her in the hacked. I call this sickening psycho-drama, "As Ye Sow".

      [Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper as a radio talk show host.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Talk about a pain in the aps! That's love for you. Eerie today, gaunt tomorrow. [laughs] As for me, kiddies, my shift's up. It's the top of the hour, time for your favorite mourning man. [opens microphone; sticks finger in it; electrocutes self; laughs/shrieks while doing so] [The Crypt Keeper then gets long black hair, sunglasses and a fake nose,to resemble Howard Stern.] What's the matter? You've never seen a shock-jock before? [laughs]

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