Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 5 Episode 12

Half-Way Horrible

Aired Unknown Dec 01, 1993 on HBO



  • Quotes

    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper as a hair salon owner.]
      The Crypt Keeper: [removes hair dryer from a customer; a shrunken head is shown] Oohh, I just love how your hair is groan out. A little scream rinse and conditioner, and it will look faboo! If you don't look dead, we don't look dead. Oh, hello kiddies! You're right on time for your appointment. You know, it was always one of my ghouls in death to have my own scare salon. Now let's see...a few shrieks in your hair would look good, a boo-font would look even better. Or maybe you would like to try out tonight's die-fashion statement. It's a nasty nugget that ax the question, zombie or not zombie? I call it, "Half-Way Horrible".

      [Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper as a hair stylist.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Well...at least in the end, Roger knew rot from wrong. If only he'd learn that a little fester. You'll be happy to know, kiddies, that our story has a happy ending. Roger's company did very well. Its shares shot up on the New York Shock Enchange. [laughs] So, have we made up our minds? You want bangs? Perfect. I have just the thing. [pulls out a gun; laughs; fires a mini-sign] Bang. [continues laughing]

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