The Crypt Keeper: Well... at least in the end, Roger knew rot from wrong. If only he'd learn that a little fester. You'll be happy to know, kiddies, that our story has a happy ending. Roger's company did very well. Its shares shot up on the New York Shock Exchange. So, have we made up our minds? You want bangs? Perfect. I have just the thing. (pulls out a gun; laughs; fires a mini-sign) Bang.