Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 2 Episode 11

Judy, You're Not Yourself Today

Aired Unknown Jun 12, 1990 on HBO



  • Quotes

    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper wearing a blood pack facial mask and a spa towel on his head.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Oh, hello there, fright fans. I've just been sitting here waiting for my blood pack to harden. My cosmotologist said I was starting to look a little lifeless. [laughs] Much better, eh? Which reminds me, tonight's poison parable is about a couple who take their appearance very seriously. Needless to say, they're going to end up trying to save face. I call this one 'Judy, You're Not Yourself Today.'

      [Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper wearing a medallion necklace.]
      The Crypt Keeper: I still think diamonds are a girl's best friend. You'll be glad to know that, that witch gave up door-to-door sales and joined the Peace Corpse. [laughs] Poor Donald. You can't really blame him. He was only trying to give his marriage a shot in the arm [fires gun] and in the leg [fires gun] and in the head! [fires gun; laughs] Sometimes I crack myself up! [laughs] Until next time kiddies, pleasant screams! [laughs; fires gun]