[Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a card dealer at a poker table with two skeletons.]
The Crypt Keeper : [Throwing poker chips.] Hmmm...I see your raise and I call. [Stabs a garden spade in bloody heart on table.] Bleed 'em and weep, spades beat hearts everytime. [laughs] Oh, hello creeps. So glad you could join me for my weekly game. My deal. Hacks and chokers are wild. Are you in ? Good. So's the man in tonight's terror tale, except his game is relationships. It's a ghoulish little gamble I call, 'Only Skin Deep'.
[Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a card dealer at a poker table with two skeletons]
The Crypt Keeper: I guess that's one way to wear a guy out. [laughs] Still, I think Carl and Molly make a hell of a couple, I mean, talk about boo of a kind. Ok, I see your raise and raise you twenty. Call ! [Skeleton drops four aces and gets a fireplace poker through the head.] Now That's a poker face ! [laughs]