Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 6 Episode 5

Revenge Is the Nuts

Aired Unknown Nov 16, 1994 on HBO



  • Quotes

    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a mime.]
      The Crypt Keeper : [Cryptkeeper mimes fear, smelling a flower he picked out of his hand, and being trapped in a box. Passing man throws coin into his collection skull.] Thanks, pal, for nothing. I tell ya, kiddies, things are tough all over. What with my hack-spenses going up and suddenly finding out I owe the Die-RS a fortune, your pal the Cryptkeeper's had to find himself a second job. Still, it's worse for the people in tonight's terror tale. It concerns a group of inmates at the local home who've got a few horrid choices of their own to make. I call it "Revenge is the Nuts".

      [Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a hot dog vendor.]
      The Crypt Keeper: That Grunwald. One little problem and he goes right to pieces. At least now we know what's really eating him. [laughs] As for me, kiddies, I think I've got my money problems licked! I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. Talk about a killing! (places human finger inside hot dog bun) Everybody loves finger food! [laughs, turns to skeleton customer] HEY! You want a side of ghoul slaw with that? (laughs)

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