Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 4 Episode 4


Aired Unknown Jul 04, 1992 on HBO



  • Quotes

    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper dressed as a private eye.]
      The Crypt Keeper: It was another one of those hot L.A. days. Things were about to get interesting, when she walked in. Her name was Samantha, and she was beautiful. A regular corupus dilecdie, with a great chest...cavity, that is. Somethin' in her socket said "Beware." Must've been the way they said "hello" to me. So sweetheart, ya say your husband's been cheatin' on ya with another ghoul? That it? Well, I'll be glad to hear your story, but first I've got a tawdry tale of my own to tell. It's about a couple of scam artists who want to make a killing, provided they don't kill each other first. I call it, "Seance".

      [Closing wraparound segment.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Well, maybe Al and Benny will finally get it together now. After all, two deads are better than one. As for Sam, it turned out she was right. Her husband was cheatin' on her with a zombie he'd met on a business trip out for the ghost. In the end, I decided to let Sam handle things her own my. Go ahead, slay it again Sam. [laughs]