Tales from the Crypt (1996)

Season 3 Episode 11

Split Second

Aired Unknown Aug 07, 1991 on HBO



  • Quotes

    • [Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper sharpening an axe.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Sometimes life can be such a grind, know what I mean? That's why I like to get out every now and then and swing a little [throws axe at someone, who gets hit and screams]. So much for his family tree. [laughs] Tonight's tale concerns a young woman whose about to do a little swinging of her own. She wants to prove that a good man is hard to find, but easy to get rid of. I think you'll like this little chopping spree I call "Split Second".

      [Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper holding a chainsaw and a producer tied to a tree.]
      The Crypt Keeper: Well kiddies, I've got a little chopping to do of my own. It's my producer's birthday. He's always wanted final cut and that's exactly what he's getting. [laughs]

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