[Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper video taping himself]
The Crypt Keeper: Hi, mom [laughs]! I just love home videos, don't you? Especially when the home is haunted. Tonight's twisted tale, my dear couch potatoes, is filed under "T" for television. Or should that be terror? Mr. Horton Rivers is about to find out, so stay tuned to this totally titillating tube. [laughs].
[Closing wraparound segment]
The Crypt Keeper: [cackles and laughs] Oh, that Horton. He's a real swinger. He hangs out in all the right places. No wonder he's such a hit on live, or is it dead TV. [laughs]