Niles Talbot: [Narrating] One thing a man needs is a friend, someone to talk to when you're feeling down and out. I suppose that's why they invented bars, you know. You can nurse a drink, think things over, have a little chat. All of a sudden things ain't quite as bad as they seem. Most barroom conversations is either about baseball, football, boxing, or p*ssy. But with me it's different. People usually want to talk to me about my job. I guess I oughta say my ex-job.