[Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper watching flies getting killed by a bug zapper.]
The Crypt Keeper: [slightly laughing] Ahhhh, poor little fellows. When I think of their childhood, all those cute little maggots. [laughs] Our story is about a man with nobler ambitions. He likes to kill human pests and he does it in front of an audience. Now that's entertainment! [laughs] So, hang onto your hats kiddies, this one's a real shocker.
[Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper in an electric chair.]
The Crypt Keeper: [laughs] Gawd! What a revolting development. And what a switch for poor Talbot. It just goes to show you what happens when you get too caught up in your work. [pulls switch for electric chair, gets shocked and laughs] Don't worry though, I'm sure he never knew "watt" hit him. [laughs] So, remember boys and girls, safety first. [pulls switch for electric chair, gets shocked, laughs and coughs] Phew!