[Opening wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper doing home renovations in the Crypt.]
The Crypt Keeper: Looks like it's curtains for me kiddies.[Removes see-through curtain he's holding and picks up blinds] Then again, maybe the Venetian blinds would look better. [laughs] I don't know. When I started this little makeover, I was pretty excited. I thought a little Slaytex paint, some new scream doors, maybe even some scare conditioning. I could turn my little doomicile into a regular pied-à-terror. But, I tell ya, kiddies, between the dust and the ghost overruns, your pal the Crypt keeper's going out of his mind! Which is kinda like the woman in tonight's terror tale. It's about a comic book artist who's about to experience a terrible case of déjà boo. I call it, "Whirpool".
[Closing wraparound segment with the Crypt Keeper renovating the Crypt.]
The Crypt Keeper: Poor Rolanda. All she wanted was another shot. And that's exactly what they gave her. Talk about character assassination. [laughs] So whaddya think, kiddies? Am I ready for Architectural Diegest or what? It took a while, but this old haunt is finally coming together. Nice shudders over there. A lovely fright fixture over here. As a matter of fact, I've even started thinking of some new improvements I want to make. And I'm going to use the same contractor. [removes sheet from contractor's disembodied head] I'm already taking bits! [laughs]