Tina mentions that she grew up with four brothers.
The song played during the Schoolympics competition is Survivor's Eye of the Tiger.
(Alice enters the teacher's lounge)
Alice: No need to stop talking – I just need to get my mail!
Tina: Nobody was talking!
Alice: Oh, sorry, I just can't tell anymore.
Alice: We can offer something Caulfield never can.
Jeff: Metal detectors?
Alice: All of us. (gathers all the teachers)
Alice: Is that what we're doing with all our gifted kids; send them to Caulfield?
Jeff: Well we could try to send them some of our idiots, but I don't think they'll take them.
Alice: He made a secret wager with the Caulfield headmaster. If we win Martin Saunders gets to transfer to Caulfield Prep.
Teachers: yea!... booo... (confused) ...yea?...booo?
(Calvin slaps a hotdog out of Dick's mouth)
Jeff: What the hell are you doing? You don't put a hand near Dick when he's about to feed.
Jay: You coming to work here I don't know how you do it.
Jeff: I don't know how you don't like beer. It's just so yummy.
Dick: Oww. Why did you punch my arm?
Calvin: I didn't punch you in the arm.
Dick: Oh that's not good.
Calvin: I hope you aren't still thinking about doing that hot dog contest because you're in bad shape.
Dick: Hey back off I already have a nag at home.
Jeff: I grew up with one brother and four bathrooms. I became pretty well acquainted with my body.
Dick: (staring at Tina's breasts) What happens to your ummm...
Tina: It's a sports bra, Dick, it bushes them down.
Jeff: You, Alice Fletcher, are the alternate.
Alice: Yeah. Wait. Doesn't that mean I don't do anything?
Jeff: Well no. That means that you have the possibility of doing everything and the likelihood of doing nothing.
Jeff: And I wanna win schoolympics. Because I believe in this place and I believe in all of you. Well not all of you, but enough of you to actually win.
Jeff: I was thinking we could try this year and maybe we could win.
Teacher: Why? We ain't get no car or nothin.
Jeff: Well isn't pride worth...Wait. Aren't you an english teacher?
Calvin: (to Dick) I thought you said if it wasn't fried, breaded, or filled with nougat you wouldn't eat it?
Jeff: There are a lot of different ways to define a loser Jay. Someone who drinks root beer at a bar for instance.
Jay: I'm a recovering alcoholic Jeff.
Jay: Man I love kicking your ass. And do you know why?
Jeff: Because you're not limber enough to kick me in the chest?
Mitch: As you know I'm captain of the schoolympics team. Again. And you will be doing the obstacle course.
Jeff: No I'll be sitting in the stands and laughing at your little dolphin shorts.
Mitch: Sounds good.
Jeff: Martin, I've been busting my ass for you on this because unlike most of these kids you have potential. (other students look) You guys are doing a bang up job.
Jeff (Alice pours tea): Girl from England drinking tea. That's like a girl from India...drinking tea.
Calvin: Who wants in on the student pregnancy pool?
Tina: Alright it's not fair I don't know all of their names. Now who's the red headed chick who always wears those capri pants?
Jeff: That's Bill Franklin and that's a whole other pool.
- Denmark: May 24, 2008 on TV3+
The scene where each of the faculty members stands up and announces "I am part of this" is a reference to the movie Spartacus. Specifically, the scene where a crowd of people is addressed and Spartacus is asked to stand up to identify himself but before he gets a chance, the others in the crowd stand up and announce "I am Spartacus" to protect him.