Teen Wolf

Season 1 Episode 11


Aired Monday 10:00 PM Aug 08, 2011 on MTV - Music Television



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Stiles: You wanna dance?
      Lydia: Pass.
      Stiles: You know what, let me try that again: Lydia, get off your cute little ass and dance with me now.
      Lydia: Interesting tactic, but I'll stick with 'no'.
      Stiles: Lydia, get up! Okay? You're going to dance with me. I don't care that you made out with my best friend for some weird power-thing. Lydia, I've had a crush on you since the third grade, and I know that somewhere inside that cold, lifeless exterior there's an actual human soul. And I'm also pretty sure that I'm the only one who knows how smart you really are. And that once you're done pretending being a nitwit, you'll eventually go off and write some insane mathematical theorem that wins you the Nobel Prize.
      Lydia: [she smiles]Fields Medal.
      Stiles: What?
      Lydia: [she stands up] Nobel doesn't have a prize for mathematics. A Fields Medal's the one I'll be winning.

    • Lydia: I don't care, I don't want compliments. I will not fall prey to society's desire to turn girls into emotionally insecure neurotics who pull up their dresses at the first flattering remark!
      Stiles: Well, I think you look beautiful.
      Lydia: Really?

    • Lydia: Jackson! You look handsome.
      Jackson: Obviously. [about his suit] It's Hugo Boss.

    • Melissa McCall: Listen, dumbass, I'm going to let you in on a secret that most guys don't even have a clue about, alright? You ready? Women love words. You need to tell her how you feel. Just say it. Say it again. Say it differently. Learn how to say it better. Learn how to sing it. Just write it in a poem, or in a letter attached to flowers. Carve it in a tree, in a sidewalk with cement, tattoo it on your arm. Just tell her the truth. Tell her anything and everything you want.

    • Kate: That's just a lot of guilt to keep buried. It's not all your fault- you got tricked by a pretty face. It happens!

    • Allison: Nothing's wrong, I just have a lot on my mind.
      Lydia: You could smile, at least. Ever hear the saying "Never frown: someone could be falling in love with your smile"? Smile, Allison. I'm buying you a dress.
      Allison: I have to admit, as far as apologies go, that's more than I expected.
      Lydia: Excellent.
      Allison: But not as much as I'm going to ask.
      Lydia: What? What's that supposed to mean?
      Allison: It means you're going to cancel on whatever dumb, 'roided up jock you said yes to, and you're going to go with somebody else.
      Lydia: Who?
      Allison: [points out Stiles] Him. Oh, don't frown, Lydia. Someone could be falling in love with your smile!

    • Stiles: I shouldn't say "I told you so" because it's not strong enough. How about, "I'm always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say and never disagree ever EVER for the sake of your wolf-lihood"?

    • Scott: You're her friend, too. You are. All that time you spent with her to get to me, you can't tell me that you didn't get to know her, and like her. It's Allison. It's impossible not to like her. You can't tell me that you don't care if she gets hurt.
      Jackson: What if I get hurt?
      Scott: Then it's worth it.
      Jackson: Not to me.

    • Jackson: [to Scott] Screw you. [to Stiles] You know what, screw you, too. In fact, screw each other.
      Stiles: Hey, you know he saved your life, right?
      Jackson: He left me for dead.
      Scott: I got shot for you!
      Jackson: Oh yeah? Show me the bullet wound.
      Scott: You know it healed.
      Jackson: Convenient.

    • Kate: Look at that sour face. I bet you always used to get people coming up to you saying, "Smile, Derek. Why don't you smile more?" Don't you just want to kick those people in the face?
      Derek: ...Are you going to torture me? Or are you just going to talk me to death?

    • Stiles: Scott, you can't protect everyone.
      Scott: I have to.

    • Allison: This is so humiliating! I am not like this. This is not me.

    • Allison: What am I supposed to do now?
      Kate: Go to school, do your homework, go to the formal on Friday night: be a normal teenage girl who doesn't know anything.

    • Kate: They look at you and they see this frightened little girl who's going to run crying in the corner when she finds out the truth. Me, what I see is natural talent. Allison, you said you wanted to feel more powerful, right? Now's your chance.

    • Scott: He wasn't going to kill anyone. And I'm not letting him die.
      Stiles: Could you at least think about letting him die? For me?

    • Peter: You have something of mine. I'm here to collect it.
      Deaton: Like I said, we're closed.

    • Allison: This is a joke to you?
      Kate: Sweetheart, there are werewolves running around in the world: Everything's a joke to me! How else do you think I stay sane?

    • Allison: What are you doing to him? Is it gonna kill him?!
      Kate: Oh come on, kiddo. Don't get all ethical on me now.

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