Teen Wolf Season 1 Episode 8

Stiles: You kissed her, Scott, okay? You kissed Lydia. That's my- like the one girl that I ever-

Jackson: Why do I get the feeling you could use someone to talk to?
Allison: Is it that obvious?
Jackson: Maybe 'cause I'm kinda feeling the same way.

Stiles: You got this kinda serial-killer look going on in your eyes, and I'm hoping it's the full moon.

Lydia: If you ask me, of course, nobody asks me... I know that when a guy risks his life for you, you should be grateful.

Scott: From Lydia?
Stiles: What, no. In a general, broad sense, can you determine sexual desire?
Scott: From Lydia to you.
Stiles: Fine, yes, from Lydia to me! Look, I need to know if I have a chance with this girl; I've been obsessing over her since third-freaking-grade.
Scott: Why don't you just ask her?
Stiles: To save myself utterly crushing humiliation, thank you, Scott. Okay, so can you just go up and ask her if she likes me? See if her heartbeat rises or pheromones comes out.
Scott: FINE.
Stiles: I love you, I love you! You're my best friend in the whole world!

Victoria Argent: You find him, you kill him, you cut him in half. Anybody want a cookie?

Stiles: Yeah, it's called heartbreak: about two-billion songs written about it.

Stiles: You were having a panic attack, but thinking you were having an asthma attack actually stopped the panic attack: irony... I used to get them after my mom died. Not fun.

Allison: Lydia, do you think I made the wrong decision?
Lydia: About that jacket with that dress? Absolutely.