Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Season 4 Episode 30

The Adventures of Rhino-Man (A.K.A .Rhino-Man)

Aired Unknown Nov 03, 1990 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Leonardo: What would Shredder want with a diamond?
      Donatello: Well, he could use it for some knid of drill mechanism. Or a crystal for some kind of heat ray.
      Raphael: Or as an engagement ring for King Kong.

    • Shredder: I'll monitor the police broadcasts with this scanner. We'll know whenever a crime is being committed.
      Rocksteady: So we can go join in on the fun?
      Shredder: No you addle-brained, airhead. So you can stop it!
      Rocksteady: Oh, right.

    • Butler: Rhino-Man, Sidekick Mighty-Hog. We're going stragiht to the mansion for the presentation ceremony. (Shredder climbs into the helicopter) And who do you think you are?
      Shredder: (grabbing the butler by the shirt) I'm their (Rhino-Man and Mighty Hog) business manager. Do you have a problem with that?
      Butler: (panicking) No, no, not really.

    • Shredder: I'm beginning to think this whole contest is fake. Its obviously some knid of...
      (A ladder from a helicopter drops in Shredder's face)
      Butler: I say down there, congradulations. You've won the contest.
      Shredder: Oh, I hate being wrong.

    • (The Turtles and Splinter are trying to decide how to deal with Bebop and Rocksteady)
      Donatello: But we can't fight them while they're upholding the law.
      Raphael: Oh this is a fine time to be logical. Do you realize that next week this show may be called The Adventures of Bebop and Rocksteady!

    • Shredder: You wretched turtles! I'll teach you to mess with me!
      Raphael: You don't have to. We've been messing with you for years.

    • Donatello: Boy. This bag of tapes weighs a ton.
      Raphael: Well what do you expect when we watch twenty-five movies in one weekend.

    • Shredder: Oh, those morons! I should've handled this hero business myself! But I'd rather eat brussel sprouts for a week than be a do-gooder.

    • Rocksteady: Get ready for the city's newest superheroes... Rhino-Man, and his trusty sidekick, Mighty Hog!!
      Bebop: Hey, I thought you was gonna be the trusty sidekick.
      Michaelangelo: Bebop and Rocksteady as good guys?!
      Raphael: This is one of those stories where we wake up at the end, and it was all a dream, right?
      Leonardo: I've got bad news for you Raphael...they're for real!

    • Vernon: This is a job for Newsman -- faster than a speeding bulletin, able to do the locomotion in a single bound!
      Leonardo: Oh, no!
      Michaelangelo: We got to stop him, before he gets into some seriouso trouble!
      Raphael: Or before every criminal in town keels over laughing.

    • Michaelangelo: Where'd Vernon go?
      Donatello: I don't know, but we've got to find him before he hurts himself.
      Raphael: Yeah. He might trip over his cape.

    • Donatello: But Vernon doesn't know anything about being a hero.
      Raphael: So? He doesn't know anything about being a reporter, either.

    • Vernon: Have no fear! Newsman is here!
      Michaelangelo: Newsman?
      Raphael: Yeah, I can't wait to meet his sidekick, Weather Boy.

    • Cheeseburger Man: Who are you guys supposed to be, the Super Sailors?
      Donatello: No, we're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Sailors – uh, Turtles!

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